Tuesday June 7

From last time...

"You are looking well today Miss"

"Yes, yes, alright", came the reply.

The man with one arm frowned. "How long am I going to have to stand here?" he thought to himself as he stood there holding the door open.The woman continued filing her fingernails.

"Have you seen those people in the Guinness Book of records that have nails as long as cars?" He was trying a new tactic. Up until now the woman had been ignoring him.

Continuation...

"I bit my own nails" he said.

The woman's head shot up. She picked up her bag and fled from his presence.

"Woah!" the man thought. "It's not as if I said I pick my nose! How his a one armed man supposed to cut his nails?"

He laughed out loud. He let the door go and it squeezed shut.

The man had been working in this office building for five months now.